Isn't that just a fantastic headline?
It belongs to Tim Ross, the new Social and Religious Affairs Editor at The Daily Telegraph, and what a subtle injection of socio-levity and theo-creativity he is turning out to be.
It encapsulates perfectly the postmodern reductio ad absurdum inherent in the abandonment of divine knowledge and acquiescence to the dictatorship of relativism.
It won't be long before we see:
Gay Muslim sperm donor in civil partnership fights divorced Sikh lesbian mother over access to children being fostered by married, bigoted Christians who have a Bible in their house and pray.
And it will be for the Courts to sort out who gets custody.
And we all know who will lose.
God help us.
His Grace is sure that his communicants can come up with better examples of headlines of the not-too-distant future.
